it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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