she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Welp...herpes.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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