my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
operation harelip BJ is a go
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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