Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Found the puke drawer
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
