Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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