I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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