Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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