i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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