So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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