Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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