No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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