LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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