let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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