no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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