i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
