As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
All the doctor said was why
God I need to hump something, right now.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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