He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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