remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
where does the pee come out of this thing
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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