this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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