And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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