I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish you could order shots online.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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