If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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