You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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