Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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