How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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