Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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