Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Randomize
