we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Randomize
