discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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