Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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