i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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