you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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