About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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