I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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