well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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