How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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