There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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