:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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