Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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