i think i have herpe
just one?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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