I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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