Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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