Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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