Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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