I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
