Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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