Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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