It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
