I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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