11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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