so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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