remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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