Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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