Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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